I'm a Kubuntu user. Do I fall under the hipster picture? Ha! Take the glasses and clothes off the Debian user and that looks pretty close to me in real life. Creepy. Maybe I should use Debian...
I'm an Arch user, and I am certainly not like that nerdy fella above. On the inside a bit, but not the outside. Also, that little kid that just got off of his mother's breast should also be under all Ubuntu categories.
I'm a Debian/Ubuntu user (mostly Ubuntu nowadays), and this is the most recent photo of me that I can find, snapped it out of a video I recorded about a week ago.
Edit: Maybe I should pose as the poster boy for one of them and break the stereotype,