What Do You Hate About Being Human?

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Is there anything you hate about yourself? About being Human?

Need some wings; this walking around everywhere gets old after a while.

Personally, I hate going to the bathroom to do you know what. I can't stand that part about being Human. I think its nasty.

Would be a lot better with wings. Got a bunch of feathered rats that need some payback for repeatedly messing up my truck. Still nasty, but a bit more satisfying.

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The fact that we're still killing each other over stone age delusions that would in rational societies have died out a long time ago. And the fact that we in general are more eager to hate than love.

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The fact that we're still killing each other over stone age delusions that would in rational societies have died out a long time ago. And the fact that we in general are more eager to hate than love.

I am totally against guns. I do not own one nor do I care to own one, but by the same token I have to tell you this:

Guns don't kill people. People kill people.

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Hate is a strong word. I guess if anything, I hate that we have such a short life. There's so much to explore and experience, that it's impossible to be completely satisfied. Also sucks knowing that in my lifetime, I probably won't be able to experience the exploration of space such as colonies on the Moon and Mars.

Things I dislike are religion, stereotypes, and discrimination, which cause people to become divided. These are such unnecessary man-made problems that bring all of humanity down a few notches.

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I hate knowing that wherever we are, wherever we go, whatever we're doing... there's always an amount of poop inside us. :s

tl;dr - We're always carrying poop around.

(i guess this applies to any kind of breathing/eating kind of life form as well,... but still.... yiuck !!!!)

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Evolving really, really slowly. And not being able to absorb genes from other animals. I want eyeballs that can see in the dark, ultra sonic hearing, anti freeze skin and limbs that can grow back. There are some really cool genes out there on other animals :(

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That I can't download knowledge. That I have to learn everything.

This.

If life was like The Matrix, life would be amazing. Downloading a pilots license...

Lots of features of the Human body which stop us exploring deep space is something I hate. G-force, radiation...

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Is there anything you hate about yourself? About being Human? If so, tell us.

Personally, I hate going to the bathroom to do you know what. I can't stand that part about being Human. I think its nasty.

You hate pooping? Come on, man! That is one of the most relaxing parts about being human. Perfect time to answer all those pesky text messages, or to play Angry Birds, Plants vs. Zombies, or finally answer that eighth call from grandma on that day.

Seriously though, I hate the fact that we are mortal. I would be much better suited as an immortal.

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when i read the thread title i thought this was about the television program "Being Human"

" If life is so great why are people dieing to get out of it?"

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I hate mortality due to human error, ie. me damaging my liver when I was younger, turning yellow and now playing the cirrhosis waiting game

I also hate landlords who are human, especially the type who were family friends until you rented a house from them, then the 1 month you fall short of the rent (After 3 years of paying on time) they give you the option to find somewhere else to live

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Two things - aging and frailty. I've always wanted to be a machine, but keeping my irrational, emotional, completely human way of thinking.

"A union of flesh and steel. Strengths of both, weaknesses of neither."

So did you pick the green ending?

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The fact that we're still killing each other over stone age delusions that would in rational societies have died out a long time ago. And the fact that we in general are more eager to hate than love.

Pretty much this. I look at my dog and how easy he is to be pleased. Him just being around me makes him happy.

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