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#1 tiagosilva29

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 21:38

Let's assume a 7--9 month pregnant person gets bitten by a zombie: what would happen with the offspring?
I am dead serious, by the way. Thanks in advance!


#2 Brian Miller

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 21:44

Zombies are not real.
I am dead serious too.

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 21:47

Warning: Slightly Graphic.

The offspring defiantly would die. The question is would the mothers blood infect the baby before she died (There are alot filter processes between the mother and baby). I am not sure when a pregnant woman dies would her body expel the baby. So if the baby is turned into a zombie would it have the strength to leave the mothers body if it is turned into a zombie and not expelled.

Zombies are not real.
I am dead serious too.


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Posted 27 March 2013 - 21:48

This already happened in a movie. One of those Dawn of the Dead movies I believe. Its the one where they are in a shopping mall and the husband keeps the zombie wife tied up until the baby is born and its a zombie baby.

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 23:15

Putting aside disbelief -

Viruses like HIV can cross the placenta, and so can toxins, so it's very likely a zombie baby would be the result.

Maybe we need to send this link to the producers of Walking Dead and see if they run with the idea of Baby Bump Z? ;)

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 23:20

zommmbbbbiiieee bbbbaaabbbeeeesssss


#7 Growled

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 01:45

I hear zombie babies are worse than vampire babies in Twilight.

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 05:05

^and that begs another question, suppose the pregnant mother was infected by both Vampire & Zombie,
and the baby would be?

#9 Aheer.R.S.

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 05:08

^and that begs another question, suppose the pregnant mother was infected by both Vampire & Zombie,
and the baby would be?

A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle :p

Let's assume a 7--9 month pregnant person gets bitten by a zombie: what would happen with the offspring?
I am dead serious, by the way. Thanks in advance!

The Child would grow up to be Justin Bieber :p

#10 Growled

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 01:48

The Child would grow up to be Justin Bieber :p


Just another reason to hate zombies. :D

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 01:49

Give it to a pro lifer

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 02:19

I need to go get really really high and come back and read this post and all of its replies ... it will blow my **** ...

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 02:26

I need to go get really really high and come back and read this post and all of its replies ... it will blow my **** ...



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#14 Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 02:31

Are you for real? How old are you again? I mean, seriously? No offense, but why waste everyone's time with stuff like this? Wow. Think I've read it all now. O.o

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 06:58

Are you for real? How old are you again? I mean, seriously? No offense, but why waste everyone's time with stuff like this? Wow. Think I've read it all now. O.o


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