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#1 compl3x

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 20:37

SugarDVD, purveyor of such fine films as What An ******* and Hairy Asian Schoolgirls Masturbate, has confirmed it'll be bringing its adult entertainment streaming services to Microsoft's next-generation Xbox.

The service is already offered on PlayStation 3, allowing God of War fans unlimited access to theBig Bodacious Knockers saga for a mere $7.95 per month. They often say the companies supported by porn are the companies that win entertainment wars, so this may be an important competitive aid to Microsoft. May 21 might be the night Steve Ballmer declares we can all watchDon't Tell My Wife I Ass****ed The Babysitter.

"Any console would benefit from having unlimited HD adult content at the click of a button," said SugarDVD's Rebecca Bolen. Indeed, I think everybody benefits when A Boy's Raw Urges can be watched in between sessions of Viva Pinata.

All of those SugarDVD film titles are real, by the way.

Streaming Porn Service Coming to Next Xbox [The Escapist]



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Posted 16 May 2013 - 20:39

dafaq?

#3 trag3dy

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 20:39

NVM. :rofl:

#4 OP compl3x

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 20:41

FapBox

#5 The Laughing Man

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 20:41

NVM. :rofl:

Dirty console peasants.

#6 BajiRav

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 20:41

WINNING :rofl:

#7 Crisp

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 20:44

Congrats to console gamers I guess? PC gamers have had ready access to that stuff for many many years. :rofl:

NVM. :rofl:


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#8 Tigurinn

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 20:45

Yabbadabba doo!

#9 ctrl_alt_delete

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 20:52

FapBox


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Posted 16 May 2013 - 20:56

That's my Sexbox! And her name is Sony Microsoft!

#11 Draconian Guppy

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 21:00

wait, what?

#12 coth

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 21:01

Good, very good. Porn makes people happy and peaceful. :)

#13 Razorwing

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 21:01

What the F-?

#14 OP compl3x

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 21:09

Porn makes people happy and peaceful. :)


Except the drugged up runaways. :hump:

I guess you'll want to bring your own controllers over to your friends house to play from now and onwards. Either that or some alcohol wipes and Purell®.

#15 Buttus

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 21:12

their joysticks are going to get a workout!



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