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Hardcore pornography CONFIRMED for Next Xbox

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SugarDVD, purveyor of such fine films as What An ******* and Hairy Asian Schoolgirls Masturbate, has confirmed it'll be bringing its adult entertainment streaming services to Microsoft's next-generation Xbox.

The service is already offered on PlayStation 3, allowing God of War fans unlimited access to theBig Bodacious Knockers saga for a mere $7.95 per month. They often say the companies supported by porn are the companies that win entertainment wars, so this may be an important competitive aid to Microsoft. May 21 might be the night Steve Ballmer declares we can all watchDon't Tell My Wife I Ass****ed The Babysitter.

"Any console would benefit from having unlimited HD adult content at the click of a button," said SugarDVD's Rebecca Bolen. Indeed, I think everybody benefits when A Boy's Raw Urges can be watched in between sessions of Viva Pinata.

All of those SugarDVD film titles are real, by the way.

Streaming Porn Service Coming to Next Xbox [The Escapist]

http://www.destructoid.com/hardcore-pornography-confirmed-for-next-xbox-253839.phtml

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dafaq?

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NVM. :rofl:

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FapBox

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NVM. :rofl:

Dirty console peasants.

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WINNING :rofl:

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Congrats to console gamers I guess? PC gamers have had ready access to that stuff for many many years. :rofl:

NVM. :rofl:

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Yabbadabba doo!

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FapBox

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That's my Sexbox! And her name is Sony Microsoft!

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wait, what?

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Good, very good. Porn makes people happy and peaceful. :)

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What the F-?

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Porn makes people happy and peaceful. :)

Except the drugged up runaways. :hump:

I guess you'll want to bring your own controllers over to your friends house to play from now and onwards. Either that or some alcohol wipes and Purell

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their joysticks are going to get a workout!

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Can't you have porn on any console as long as you have a browser?

Last console I owned was an Atari 2600, so i'm out of the loop a little bit :)

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They often say the companies supported by porn are the companies that win entertainment wars

Funnily enough, I heard that theory back when HD-DVD was around: http://www.macworld.com/article/1050627/pornhd.html - http://www.destructoid.com/porn-drops-hd-dvd-backs-blu-ray-call-for-the-bell-this-one-s-over-65110.phtml

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It serves a market, no objections personally as long as protection is put in place to stop kids accidentally gaining access (which I imagine is a given anyway).

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Boing!!...errr, Bing!!

Was a matter of time for this to happen. Surprised it didnt more with the release of Kinect.

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Still not a single xxxbox pun/joke :(

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Still not a single xxxbox pun/joke :(

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...best I could do on such short pen... eeerrr, notice :D

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good play by Microsoft. $$$$$$$$$$$$

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If they can program the controller to rumble at the right time, it could be a unique experience compared to DVD or PC. Good parental control will be essential with services like this. I suspect the more YouTube style pornographic sites would do better however, without any upfront fees or subscriptions, and doing it through ads.

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You can't watch it while using the kinect cos the cursor keeps going up and down :)

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