Hardcore pornography CONFIRMED for Next Xbox

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SugarDVD, purveyor of such fine films as What An ******* and Hairy Asian Schoolgirls Masturbate, has confirmed it'll be bringing its adult entertainment streaming services to Microsoft's next-generation Xbox.

The service is already offered on PlayStation 3, allowing God of War fans unlimited access to theBig Bodacious Knockers saga for a mere $7.95 per month. They often say the companies supported by porn are the companies that win entertainment wars, so this may be an important competitive aid to Microsoft. May 21 might be the night Steve Ballmer declares we can all watchDon't Tell My Wife I Ass****ed The Babysitter.

"Any console would benefit from having unlimited HD adult content at the click of a button," said SugarDVD's Rebecca Bolen. Indeed, I think everybody benefits when A Boy's Raw Urges can be watched in between sessions of Viva Pinata.

All of those SugarDVD film titles are real, by the way.

Streaming Porn Service Coming to Next Xbox [The Escapist]

http://www.destructoid.com/hardcore-pornography-confirmed-for-next-xbox-253839.phtml

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Porn makes people happy and peaceful. :)

Except the drugged up runaways. :hump:

I guess you'll want to bring your own controllers over to your friends house to play from now and onwards. Either that or some alcohol wipes and Purell?.

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They often say the companies supported by porn are the companies that win entertainment wars

Funnily enough, I heard that theory back when HD-DVD was around: http://www.macworld.com/article/1050627/pornhd.html - http://www.destructoid.com/porn-drops-hd-dvd-backs-blu-ray-call-for-the-bell-this-one-s-over-65110.phtml

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Funnily enough, I heard that theory back when HD-DVD was around: http://www.macworld....627/pornhd.html - http://www.destructo...ver-65110.phtml

I think it also helped VHS win the VHS/Betamax war.

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If they can program the controller to rumble at the right time, it could be a unique experience compared to DVD or PC. Good parental control will be essential with services like this. I suspect the more YouTube style pornographic sites would do better however, without any upfront fees or subscriptions, and doing it through ads.

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