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#1 webeagle12

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 17:35

http://www.collegehu...youll-see-today

 

:s  :blink:

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#2 Damien R.

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 18:50

Oh god that spider aka hand from hell one!

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#3 c.grz

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 18:53

Where's the last one from?



#4 Charisma

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 18:54

Stopped reading after about number three, way too many spiders going on. Don't need any more nightmares!

 

so... NOPE to that whole page :no:



#5 +Frank B.

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 18:55

Noped out of there. Ugh.



#6 trag3dy

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 19:03

#1 was okay, it quickly went downhill from there.



#7 +Bryan R.

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Posted 24 September 2013 - 19:05

That's it. I'm bombing my house. It's too risky.



#8 ethryx

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 17:46

Nope nope nope nope. Seeya!



#9 Growled

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 17:50

Noped out of there. Ugh.

 

Same. Not for me.



#10 Max Norris

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 17:54

Oh hell no. What used to get me was spiders being cute by climbing down from the ceiling right in front of my face.. but that thing with the fish and that "hand spider".. pretty sure I'd be making some very un-manly noises after that.

#11 Astra.Xtreme

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 18:00

Damn I hate spiders.  Kill em with fire!



#12 exotoxic

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 18:19

No big deal :ermm:  Whats the thing that comes out of the fishes mouth??



#13 papercut2008uk

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 20:08

number 7 and 8 i wouldnt mind, as i keep those sort of things anyway. and number 17 brings back some memories when on holiday, these monster grass hoppers, one of the dam things got in my trousers and wouldn't come out.

 

i was in a sort of market, saw these huge hornets eating the meat that was hung up and thats when i felt the dam thing in my trousers, naturally seeing the huge wasps and felt this thing in my trousers i panicked, as i thought it was one of those wasps.

 

off came the trousers, which didnt go down too well, as i was in an Islamic country, but they were understanding as to my situation.

 

i guess it go's without saying that i was more than a little embarrassed as i wasn't wearing any underwear, just kidding, i was, but when i found out it was a huge grasshopper, it was super embarrassing. 



#14 papercut2008uk

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 20:13

No big deal :ermm:  Whats the thing that comes out of the fishes mouth??

 

most likely 'Ceratothoa imbricata'  (don't Google it if you like eating fish) which is a parasite that eats the fish's tongue, i don't think they are that fast though, or that colour, but there about the only thing that would live in the mouth of a fish and grow to that size (or bigger). 



#15 Marshall

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 20:15

No big deal :ermm:  Whats the thing that comes out of the fishes mouth??

 

It is a tongue-eating louse, a parasitic crustacean of the family Cymothoidae.