+InsaneNutter MVC Posted May 23, 2010 MVC Share Posted May 23, 2010 Now this is what Xbox LIVE Arcade mediums should be all about - weird, cheap and very strange games. But unfortunately it looks as if MS wont' allow a truly strange game on their service, a game called 'Privates' in which players lead a small gang of condom hatted marinas as they fight their way through vaginas and bottoms! "Privates is a platform twin-stick shooter in which you lead a teeny-tiny gang of condom-hatted marines as they delve into peoples' vaginas and bottoms and blast away at all manner of oozy, shouty monsters," Zombie Cow says on its website. "It's rude, funny, bitingly satirical and technically pretty accurate if you don't count the tiny people or the germs with teeth." More at seattlepi.com: Xbox joysticking unlikely for game set inside vagina Source: Maxconsole To be honest I don't see anything wrong with it, looks like it could be a great laugh :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yusuf M. Veteran Posted May 23, 2010 Veteran Share Posted May 23, 2010 What the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agreenbhm Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Don't see why this won't be allowed. Sure, it's weird and inappropriate for youngsters, but other than that, who cares? GTA isn't appropriate for anybody, really, but that gets to be sold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shockz Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+InsaneNutter MVC Posted May 23, 2010 Author MVC Share Posted May 23, 2010 Can't fault them for originality, its supposed to be educational too! Zombie Cow developed the game with funding from U.K. gaming site Channel 4, which plans to market it as educational. In an e-mail to seattlepi.com, Zombie Cow founder Dan Marshall said the game is intended to indirectly promote safe sex through its dealing with condom use, sexually transmitted diseases, unplanned pregnancy and other themes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minifig Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 You won't see that appearing on the Wii any time soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashing Pumpkin Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 No thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedon Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 You can't put your privates on Xbox... My link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razorwing Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 rofl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_I am Reptar Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 In case anyone is interested, the game is free for PC. http://www.e4.com/games/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gotenks98 Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I think all that will change with Kinect support being added for the game. :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WastedJoker Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I've played a few levels but it's not very good. Definitely womb for improvement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Matthew S. Subscriber² Posted September 24, 2010 Subscriber² Share Posted September 24, 2010 ^ I see what you did thar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M_Lyons10 Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Gee, I wonder why Microsoft declined this game from their service... What a mystery... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sethos Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Smells a bit fishy! >.> Just wanted to so that =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDoggyca Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 First Off Too bad it wont be on console... 1up for pcs though.. A) we atlest got it b) it was free for us. Im betting if it hit live/PSN consol user would have topay for it...ah the joy of conosole user forced to pay and pc user are more favered.. all that aside I did download the game and here the good and the bad Bad. Short.. 5 Lvl and each lvl can be done in under 15 mins. Not much content, Its simply plain. no replay value Graphics are bland but hey its a indie game right? The GOOD All voice overed Extreamly Funny for the First time play thur.. ok it dose have a lot of unexpect scripting that make you **** your pants the first time round. 1h 1/2h and its all over.. its worth the 99Mb install personly. Rude, they didn't lie about that.. Sorry Girls you get it a bit rough in this game..lol I have video of each lvl and all cut scencs up on yourtube if any one be instrested as I host them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDoggyca Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 (jack) HQ, come in, this is the Captain. Victor-Delta are KIA. Looks like this kid's got HPV. We're headed to the cerivx to administer anti-vieal. (HQ) This is HQ- Copy Captain. (jack) Celestia? Is that you? (HQ) Affirmative.. Hellow Jack. (jake) You've Been assigned as eyes-and-ears to Foxtrot? (HQ) That's right.. so can be civil? Professional, even? (jack) Right now. I don't suppose I've got much of a choice. Captain out.. GODDAMMIT SONOFABITCH. (HQ) It's still on, Jack. Just saying 'out' doesn't switch it off. you have to press the little butto- (foxtrot) What.. what is that, sir? (Jack) it's a vicious, life-sucking monster, Private... (Foxtrot) The HPV virus, Sir? (jack) oh, yeah, That too. Gives people cancer of all things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alladaskill17 Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Really... lol guess I'll fire up a PC or VMware for this. Bit weird though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDoggyca Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 for any one thats intrested this is level 01 of 05 Video is being prossesed right now stay tuned and watch at ful 1080 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witalit Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 ahahahah wth is this game!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSheeep Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 Oh my god... now I have seen it all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McSwitch Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 I apologize for making a useless post, but I have to do a double take every single time I scroll down the list of topics on this particular thread. I keep reading it as Xbox joysticking unlikely for game set inside a vagina. I'm sure OP was going for this, I just wanted to say it worked. Many, many, many times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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