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#1 kukubau

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 23:18

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Meet 19 year old Lynzee Stauss. The author of “College isn’t necessary”. Lynzee believes that women should not have to go to college. Why you ask? Well because the boys should have to, and these boys need to work if they want to have a good life. She believes that a husband should get home from work so she can “go out to eat with all the money he makes and also pay the bills.” You can read the rest of her grammatically amusing article below.

But is this real? Or is it some sort of internet hoax aimed at garnering attention for a website? Well, we did some searching of social networking sites and found Lynzee, added her as a friend, and she accepted. We think she has yet to realize her recent internet fame. Or that all of her photos are going to be circulated around the internet now that they are public domain.

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So what do we do now that she has revealed everything to us? We release it, of course. Because even Libby Hoeller knows, once you post something to the internet you can’t take it back.

Below you will find her profile and albums including her mother who undoubtedly is partially responsible for instilling this brilliant logic upon her child. We cant help but wonder, did Lynzee’s mother go to college? Did she find a man who is successful and “treats her like a princess”? We hope not, because uh, well you can see her mother below and draw your own conclusion. (It would be kind of a bum deal for him!)

MySpace Stats:

About me:
my name is lynzee. im 18i love life i absolutly LOVE my boyfriend he treats me like a princess. He is my prince charming. And there is nobody out there for me better then him. I have two of the most AMAZING friends. Amber and Charisma I dont know what I would do without them.

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What do you think?


#2 Chasethebase

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 23:22

This totally needs to go into Jokes and Funny Stuff. :shiftyninja:

#3 spenser.d

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 23:22

View Postkukubau, on 14 June 2010 - 23:18, said:

What do you think?

That she needs to go win herself a Darwin Award ASAP.

#4 Colin-uk

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 23:23

i agree, but mostly because its really hard to fit a college into a kitchen.












on a serious note, i will lol when she splits up with her current bf.

#5 carmatic

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 23:24

i think she deserves none of my attention... i didnt even bother reading what she wrote

#6 Master1

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 23:27

WAIT A MINUTE, WHO LET HER OUT OF THE KITCHEN :rofl:

#7 Ci7

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 23:27

so a 'guy' is a workhorse in her POV

that make her princess duh! LOOL(edit: *facepalm* she already said that)

and my god the article is messed up she keep running in circle

#8 amon91

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 23:27

She's definitely on pot, but on a slightly related note, it's time for colleges to find a way to stop acting like they're still a luxury. Tuition fees are just through the roof, while many people who absolutely need college will have to apply for loans they'll have to pay back for a significant part of their lives. This can't go on.

And that chick is a backward idiot.

#9 kukubau

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 23:29

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Cut her some slack, she's the offspring of someone who couldn't spell Lynsey properly on the birth certificate. Low education level is the major tradition in her trailer park clan.

LMAO :punk:

#10 Ci7

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 23:30

forgot to say

since she went to give up obligation ,i da say you have to give some of the 'fun' also!

fair play

edit:

source?

#11 James Rose

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 23:32

Where was this printed? There is no source for it or her MySpace page. Until some source info .is provided it feels like a hoax

#12 azure.sapphire

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 23:34

Maybe it has something to do with the lack of men attending university. The article I make reference to is essentially the "Left Behind," series that Newsweek did a few years ago about the growing gender gap in academics and employment.

http://www.theatlant...nd-of-men/8135/


However, if you are thinking of staying home with the kids and letting your wife work... that is a no-go (as father's simply are not skilled parents).

http://www.theatlant...necessary/8136/


BTW... I don't agree with the stats or conclusions that either articles research, but I guess I will put them out there to show how many view education/employment and gender.

#13 nik louch

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 23:34

She's a late teen and yet that article is written about as well as a 12 year old would manage. Meh, whatever!

#14 kukubau

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 23:35

View Postjameswjrose, on 14 June 2010 - 23:32, said:

Where was this printed? There is no source for it or her MySpace page. Until some source info .is provided it feels like a hoax

I think it was published in her highschool's newspaper.

Her facebook profile:
http://www.facebook....auss/1182633100

Ask her!

#15 +Biotoxic_hazard_835

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 23:42

She should not be allowed to reproduce.






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