Chavs

[Axel]

Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?

A.

A liar!

Q. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?

A.

The Police

Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?

A.

Could I have a big mac please?

Q. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?

A.

It might be your bike!

Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?

A.

A Nova seats 4

Q. What do you say to a chav in a suit?

A.

Will the defendant please stand

Q. Why are Chavs like slinkies?

A.

They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us?

Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

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[enklus]

:rofl:

[Steve]

Haha, nice.

[forster]

:laugh:

[exc]

nice lol, had a good laugh.

[S.MULLA]

rofl.. brillaint jokes :p

[Azusa]

zomfg so true so true yet funny

[Qasim]

LMAO, nice.

[+dave164 Subscriber¹]

That is very good :)

I cant stand chavs :cry:

[Kerm]

Brilliant!

Cept the last one.

[..Vector..]

lol :rofl:

[DrunknMunky Veteran]

Gonna have some fun telling these to the chavs in school tomorrow :woot:

Last joke isn't that good. Although would be funny to listen to the welsh girl talk :devil:

Nice jokes (Y)

[Oggy_666]

they are really good :woot: :p

[Hypoxiaicon]

Hehe, nice :D

[EVO VIII]

can someone enlighten me as to what a chav is again? must be a uk thing...

(edit) nevermind... i urban-ditionary'd it... :D

[tuckeratlarge]

you make I laugh

[M/\TT]

hehe, Nice :)

[ceminess]

WTF is a chav, is a chav like a wigger or something???

[supernova_00]

wth is a chav?

[cjb1118]

LOL :laugh:.

[ConfusedFusion]

wth is a chav?

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dont u know what chav is?? gezzz, mate you just wasted 50% of your life. Can anyone enlighten supernova_00 as to what a chav is...

I'd like to know as well.... :p

[_fOoL_]

its not worth knowing... ur brain will melt into slymeh poo

[Max Veteran]

For those that have been hiding under a rock and do not know what a Chav is:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav&r=f

[ceminess]

sooo a chav is a wigger?

[Max Veteran]

sooo a chav is a wigger?

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Some do act like wiggers.