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Jokes & Funny Stuff

Brighten up someone's day with a laugh, right here!

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This forum is where you can post funny & witty jokes for other members to enjoy, please be advised that political/religious jokes are considered unacceptable if posted in a victimizing manner that disrespects a person or group of people. Make this an enjoyable part of the forum for others.

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Humour is a very...individual thing. What you may find hilarious may be deathly boring for others. Don't be offended, nor flame users should your particular brand of humour differ.

32,297 topics in this forum

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    By wazat,   
    • 8,150 replies
    • 623,046 views

  2. The official animal captions thread 1 2 3 4 33

    By Steven P.,
    • 811 replies
    • 379,495 views

  3. Three Envelopes

    By jnelsoninjax,
    • 0 replies
    • 820 views

  4. Why do they call an erect penis a hard-on?

    By +warwagon,
    • 7 replies
    • 1,265 views

  5. Neowin now has its own car brand??

    By +RNDM_STRNGR,
    • 8 replies
    • 791 views

  6. 55 Funny Texts From Parents That Demonstrate the Generation Gap

    By Mindovermaster,
    • 0 replies
    • 449 views

  7. Old Prospector

    By jnelsoninjax,
    • 0 replies
    • 358 views

  8. If a guy named John Wilkes had a booth at a flea market

    By +warwagon,
    • 7 replies
    • 623 views

  9. That’s it, if I get a runny nose ..

    By +warwagon,
    • 0 replies
    • 398 views

  10. Human Trafficking

    By jnelsoninjax,
    • 0 replies
    • 743 views

  11. Firefox : You've chosen to open the file

    By +warwagon,   
    • 2 replies
    • 1,942 views

  12. New HR Policy

    By jnelsoninjax,
    • 0 replies
    • 549 views

  13. Heart Attack

    By jnelsoninjax,
    • 0 replies
    • 484 views

  14. A young blonde fears that her boyfriend is seeing another girl

    By jnelsoninjax,
    • 0 replies
    • 1,268 views

  15. Heaven

    By jnelsoninjax,
    • 0 replies
    • 659 views

  16. Breakfast of Champions

    By jnelsoninjax,
    • 1 reply
    • 899 views

  17. I'm outta here

    By jnelsoninjax,
    • 0 replies
    • 1,176 views

  18. Vodka Christmas Cake recipe

    By jnelsoninjax,   
    • 3 replies
    • 1,517 views

  19. What solves world hunger and over population

    By Egdhsjdnfn,
    • 5 replies
    • 1,825 views

  20. Santa warns that some toys won’t be ready due to elves spending all their time dicking about on shelves

    By Mindovermaster,
    • 0 replies
    • 1,189 views

  21. Dead Rabbit

    By Mindovermaster,
    • 1 reply
    • 1,287 views

  22. Employees Reveal The Dumbest Customer Complaints They Have Ever Heard

    By Mindovermaster,
    • 5 replies
    • 2,244 views

  23. Gorilla Removal Service

    By jnelsoninjax,
    • 1 reply
    • 1,274 views

  24. Have you ever had a weird dream?

    By Laqwuifa,
    • 2 replies
    • 1,051 views

  25. Rules To Teach Your Son

    By Mindovermaster,
    • 11 replies
    • 2,986 views

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