WTF?! I Wanted An iPhone! Song (1089)

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Coi

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Unbelievable! These spoiled retarded kids start insulting their parents like hell, just because they wanted a freaking WHITE one instead of a BLACK one. :pinch: While there are kids in the world that have absolutely NOTHING. What has happened with the strictness of parents nowadays??

I'm getting extremely scared of my generation.. :wacko:

OK, I get this is a joke, this it still reflects how spoiled some kids really are today.

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Brian Jackson

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Wow, ya this is terrible. I totally agree with you Coi... this generation has gone to ****. Kids don't appreciate things anymore. They should be more grateful for what they do have. I feel fortunate that I was raised by parents who had rules. Also, my parents didn't have a lot of money and I think that made me a better person. Made me work for everything I have now. Lol, hilarious song, but so sad. I work in a private educational IT department and we are having trouble finding student workers; and the reason is because none of them need jobs because their parents are paying their tuition (your talking $30k a year, and the kids don't work!!). Parents are some of the reason this generation doesn't know how to work and doesn't appreciate what they have. sigh :/ Lol, Coi you got me all riled up.

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MightyJordan

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Well, to rub it in the faces of those spoilt morons, I did get an iPhone for Christmas. :laugh: It was my parents' old iPhone 3GS, as they upgraded to the 4S, so that was my present (which I ended up getting when they upgraded, which was back in November :p ), and I'm extremely grateful for it, as my old Sony Ericsson phone (that I got second-hand on eBay over two years ago for my birthday) was getting on its last legs a few months ago

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Unbelievable! These spoiled retarded kids start insulting their parents like hell, just because they wanted a freaking WHITE one instead of a BLACK one. :pinch: While there are kids in the world that have absolutely NOTHING. What has happened with the strictness of parents nowadays??

I'm getting extremely scared of my generation.. :wacko:

OK, I get this is a joke, this it still reflects how spoiled some kids really are today.

Atleast here in the states, you cant discipline your kids anymore, otherwise they will be taken by child protective services, you spend time in jail, pay a HUGE fine, and never see your kids again... all you can do nowadays is take away playtime for a bit, grounding is still acceptable, when I was a kid, my dad caught me smoking, and he beat my ass with belt (still smoking) but damn some of these kids need a good ass whoopin'

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Atleast here in the states, you cant discipline your kids anymore, otherwise they will be taken by child protective services, you spend time in jail, pay a HUGE fine, and never see your kids again... all you can do nowadays is take away playtime for a bit, grounding is still acceptable, when I was a kid, my dad caught me smoking, and he beat my ass with belt (still smoking) but damn some of these kids need a good ass whoopin'

Tbh I think people play that up too much. A smack isn't wrong in certain situations as long as it's not too much. Legally you are allowed to smack your child in the UK (lol sounds harsher than it is) as long as you don't bruise or scratch them.

An 'ass whoopin' as you describe that sounds a bit harsh and doesn't mean because it hurts more/for longer they learn a lesson faster than not.

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Atleast here in the states, you cant discipline your kids anymore, otherwise they will be taken by child protective services, you spend time in jail, pay a HUGE fine, and never see your kids again... all you can do nowadays is take away playtime for a bit, grounding is still acceptable, when I was a kid, my dad caught me smoking, and he beat my ass with belt (still smoking) but damn some of these kids need a good ass whoopin'

So 'ass whoopin' didn't work! :p

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