what is the funniest dream(s) you had?

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So what's the funniest dream(s) you've ever had???

Here's mine last night:

I had dreams that I was helping renovate a house and this guy thought it would be a good idea for us to go to a mexican place but one problem.... FREAKING TWILIGHT VAMPIRES WERE THERE!!!! AND A ZOMBIE.... I KILLED THE ZOMBIE AND ONE OF THE TWILIGHT VAMPIRES TOUCHED ME SO I DROVE A STEAK THRU THIER HEART. It was a 6 oz halipeno sirlion. MEXICAN FOOD KILLS VAMPIRES A LOT MORE QUICK THEN TRADITIONAL METHODS.

Please tell us yours!

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This is a segment of an extremely long dream. This is the short version.

I had no arms (which seemed to bear no link to anything else, I simply had no arms) and went to a super high end hair dresser. I didn't have any hair (as in real life I have a grade 1) so I'm not sure why I bothered. They did stuff to my head while I couldn't see what they were doing. They turned me around to the mirror and my hair was pretty much the same (well they couldn't really do anything with it, there was hardly any hair to begin with). They had also put some weird 1970's glam rock makeup around my eyes.

I said while pointing to my hair "I like what you've done here" Then I pointed to my eyes "but I'm not sure about this".

The end.

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I remember staying at a house party one night, lots to drink, my friends let me sleep on their bedroom floor, middle of the night I woke up to the entire house laughing, I sat up and asked my mate and his girl in bed what everyone was laughing at and they shouted "YOU!"

I was like "HUH?!" they said I had been laughing my head off in my sleep and set everyone else off which eventually woke me up :D

The only thing I can remember was dreaming something about Homer Simpson and a Microwave but I have no idea what :laugh:

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Hmmmm.... one of the funiest I had is to see how a kart was runing very erratic and slow, then one of the wheels goes off the axle and hits a person in the face very slowly, I don't know why it was exactly fun but it made me to wake up laughing :D

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My funniest dream is probably a bit too vulgar plus it's one of those things that I think is funny but everyone else would be like "dude, grow up" :p

I did have a weird dream last night though, I "woke up" and looked down at my right arm and there was a spider on it so I shook if off, then I looked at my left arm and there was a spider on it too so I shook it off as well. Then I got up and went over to my mirror and then I seen that I was a spider, then I woke up for real and thought "What the hell?" then rolled over to go back to sleep and noticed that there was a spider on the wall next to me... damn dream altering spiders ?_?

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I once had a dream that I could fly, but as the dream progresses, the whole ability to fly became more and more difficult for some reason, now I know that as far as the dream went, it's not funny, but I actually woke up and tried it, to see if I could in real life.

I did think to myself, did I just actually try to fly? Maybe I need help, lol who knows.

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I don't have "funny" dreams. They're either nightmares or just skewed events that don't make much sense when I think back on them later. I've had some crazy ones, like being an undercover cop in a restaurant not unlike the one in the Godfather before Pacino shoots the police. Sadly it didn't end well for me, and I ended up getting filled with lead as I was trying to get to the bathroom to grab the handgun. :(

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Last night I dreamt that I was camped outside DisneyWorld. My mate Dee was there with a friend, who kept trying to sleep with me. I eventually got rid of her, but Dee kept trying to sell me fabric samples, so I escaped on a golf cart.

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The last dream I had had me as an Army man kicking ass some bad drug dealers/house squatters .

I even remember biting and then giving a stone cold stunner to this guy (pic below)

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I also remember that this dude (pic below) was my senior commanding officer

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And he threw this guy (pic below) right off the balcony of the 15th floor

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I cant quite fathom what was military doing in a strictly civilian operation?

Moral of the dream, too much Bollywood is not good for you. Better to watch some American Porno instead.

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I once had a dream that I could fly, but as the dream progresses, the whole ability to fly became more and more difficult for some reason, now I know that as far as the dream went, it's not funny, but I actually woke up and tried it, to see if I could in real life.

I did think to myself, did I just actually try to fly? Maybe I need help, lol who knows.

go home, you are drunk

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I once had a dream that I could fly, but as the dream progresses, the whole ability to fly became more and more difficult for some reason, now I know that as far as the dream went, it's not funny, but I actually woke up and tried it, to see if I could in real life.

I did think to myself, did I just actually try to fly? Maybe I need help, lol who knows.

+1 had similar dreams in my childhood

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