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Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?

A.

A liar!

Q. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?

A.

The Police

Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?

A.

Could I have a big mac please?

Q. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?

A.

It might be your bike!

Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?

A.

A Nova seats 4

Q. What do you say to a chav in a suit?

A.

Will the defendant please stand

Q. Why are Chavs like slinkies?

A.

They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us?

Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."

:laugh:

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