Borbus Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 For an undisclosed sum reputed to be in the billions, Microsoft's Bill Gates has personally bought the leading open-source desktop project. Saying he "was sick and tired of open-source eating away at his profits," the world's richest man decided to put an end to the nuisance and simply buy OpenOffice.org. It will form part of a growing list of Microsoft acquisitions, including several erstwhile competitors, a considerable number of prominent politicians, and a few small governments.The initially stunned OpenOffice.org community--a happy-go-lucky international band numbering in the hundreds of thousands--later turned to champagne to celebrate their newfound wealth. "Bless Bill!" one happy Torontonian exclaimed, bubbly in hand. "With all this money, I can beat Mark's time in orbit!" Gates has assured all current OpenOffice.org users that their future migration path to Microsoft Office is guaranteed thanks to OpenOffice.org's faultless support of MS Office files formats. Users can further rest assured that the full functionality currently provided by OpenOffice.org 2.0 will be available in MS-Office 2020 - or possibly 2030. Source: OpenOffice.org Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha2004 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Ha-ha-happy arpil fools. I called dominos today and they told me they were no longer serving pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolslacker Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 sure. nice try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundayx Veteran Posted April 1, 2006 Veteran Share Posted April 1, 2006 obvious hoax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fascist Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Can we stop with the damn april fools jokes. THEY ARE HORRIBLE!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fascist Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 EDIT: DELETE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted April 1, 2006 Global Moderator Share Posted April 1, 2006 EDIT: DELETE they so are too.. i hate april fools jokes.. i can't take them anymore.. there so obvious too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopyaedoff Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 LOL :laugh: Although it would be better if these hoaxes were in J&FS not BPN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borbus Posted April 1, 2006 Author Share Posted April 1, 2006 But if they were in J&FS then no one would fall for them... I must admit I fell for it when I saw this on Slashdot, I forgot it was April Fools even though I was only there to see their Pink April 1st skin :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirk26 Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Too bad. Microsoft needs to smash that software down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TokyoKiller Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 Ok seriously stop spamming the forums with this redicilous crap. Make a thread for April Fools jokes and stop making a thread everytime you find something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePitt Posted April 1, 2006 Share Posted April 1, 2006 this is getting boring... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangbang023 Veteran Posted April 1, 2006 Veteran Share Posted April 1, 2006 or not thread closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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