Bozo's Big Beautiful Ass

[spiegel]

There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey.

"Anywhere I go, she goes."

"I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her." So Bozo goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was.

''Great!'' replied Bozo. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks.

''One thousand dollars for the food.''

''But I haven't touched the food."

''It was right there, so you should have. Two thousand dollars for the TV."

''But I didn't even know how to turn the damn thing on!''

''It was there, so you should have. Five thousand for sleeping on the bed."

''But I slept on the floor!''

''It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars."

''You owe me ten thousand dollars for f*cking my donkey.''

''But sir, I didn't f*ck your donkey.''

''It was there. You should have!''

[finality]

Heh. :shifty:

[Rob Veteran]

This is one of those strange jokes where you can't possibly imagine why someone would have thought it up! The subject matter is so random!

[vincent]

WTF?????? :| good **** (Y)

[vincent]

This is one of those strange jokes where you can't possibly imagine why someone would have thought it up!  The subject matter is so random!

585079596[/snapback]

the Word Random and the name spiegel go hand in hand, i thought you knew that already :p

[spiffy0517]

i've heard a similar joke about a man and his wife spending the night some where. not as funny as the first time i heard it but pretty good anyways. :)

[Hypoxiaicon]

haha... nice.. :blink:

[Chris Allen Veteran]

:/

[jtchange]

lmao, great joke :laugh:

[altezza Veteran]

It's okay I guess :|

[NeoMasamune]

:laugh: LOL

[D,Ranged]

lol weird :happy:

[Lanki]

What made me laugh even more was when I read the title of this thread again after the joke.. :D