Neuroglider Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe had fallen into the water. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily. One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez, as beautiful as ever. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. Without a doubt, "Yes, my Lord" cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth!" The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, You will come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also say 'no' to her, You will thirdly come up with my wife, and I will say 'yes,' and then all three will be given to me. But Lord, I am a poor man and I will not be able to take care of all three wives, so that's why I said 'yes' this time." The moral of the story is: When ever a man lies, there is a reason good behind it! :yes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted March 20, 2006 Global Moderator Share Posted March 20, 2006 The moral of the story is: When ever a man lies, there is a reason good behind it! :yes: amen to that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreuger Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 I don't find it funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiveMasterT Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 That is absolutely correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudy Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slimy Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Wasn't expecting that ending, clever :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menge Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 LOL i just had to tell that to the closest woman to me :p pretty clever hehehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goheels681 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 I don't find it funny "Neowin's Local Grouch"? Quite fitting :D I thought it was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3nuo Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 lol that's pretty funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterish Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Catherine Zeta Jones is way hotter than JLo. This joke is totally flawed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psybapunk Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Catherine Zeta Jones is way hotter than Jlo, I agree, this joke is horribly flawed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yusuf M. Veteran Posted March 21, 2006 Veteran Share Posted March 21, 2006 ^ Flawed to you, but not to me. J'Lo is super hot. The moral of that story is indeed factual. EDIT: I just googled Catherine Zeta Jones. How could I be so stupid. She's hotter than J'Lo. :s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystical112 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 lol not bad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leddy Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Lopez isn't hot at all. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samanthala Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Yeah, we should kick J. Lo out of this joke completely. There are plenty more beautiful women out there. And I say that in a completely non-lesbian way...sorry to disappoint ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsian1314 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 nice work.......but not J.Lo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riahc3 Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 And I say that in a completely non-lesbian way... :rofl: Pretty good joke :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gigapixels Veteran Posted March 25, 2006 Veteran Share Posted March 25, 2006 That was pretty good :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomis_nehc Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 Yeah, we should kick J. Lo out of this joke completely. There are plenty more beautiful women out there. And I say that in a completely non-lesbian way...sorry to disappoint ya! another vote on that notion. let's say heidi klum? :woot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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