[news] Nude Couple Grapple Over Dog Near Shower

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BREMERTON, WA (AP) -- A 25-year-old woman was arrested for investigation of second-degree assault for getting into an argument with her boyfriend over whether his dog should be in the bathroom while the couple were taking a shower together. :huh:

A police report said the man, 26, wanted his dog to join them in the bathroom, but the woman objected on Thursday night.

The woman told her boyfriend that if the dog doesn't stay out, she didn't want to be his girlfriend anymore. He replied that maybe his next girlfriend would appreciate the dog more, and called her a name.

The police report said the woman punched him in the face several times and the man dislocated his shoulder after the naked couple grappled. He told police his girlfriend threw a picture frame, which broke and cut him.

The woman was taken to the Kitsap County Jail in Port Orchard. Bail has been set at $50,000.

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what if the babe was ****ed that the dog was only a poodle & not a great dane ???

Inappropriate.

And there was no mention of sex. I have taken many showers with my partner that didn't include any sex, and our dogs always insist on being in the bathroom when either of us are in the shower.

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I don't get what is so weird about a dog being in the bathroom while you're in the shower. It's not like he wanted the dog in the shower with him and the girl

I don't get what is so hard about just keeping the dog out of the bathroom? You have to make a choice, the girl or the dog. Which are you getting some from? That's the one that wins IMO.

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But if any woman goes crazy enough to hit me and cut me with a picture frame, I would easily pick the dog over her. You can get some from a sane woman

But had he just removed the dog from the bathroom in the first place, she wouldn't have gone crazy to begin with.

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