12 of the finest (unintentional) Double-entendres ever aired on Britis

[Voyager02]

12 of the finest (unintentional) Double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio.

1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxfordcrew.'

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ...... Oh my god!! What have I just said??'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.'

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'

[former1]

Lol awesome XD

[Vykranth]

I am laughing so much it hurts.

[Andrew Lyle Global Moderator]

lol, I liked the "So wheres the 8 inches you promised me last night" remark lol

[+BeLGaRaTh Subscriber¹]

David Coleman - "Linford Christie's got a habit of pulling it out when it matters most"

David Coleman - "And there is the great Cuban runner Alberto Juantorena, opening his legs wide and showing us all his class."

Golf Commentator on caddy Fanny Sunneson - "Some weeks Nick Faldo likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to play with himself."

James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked - "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Rubens Barrichello?"

Brian Johnson - "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willy." No idea about cricket so don't know whom they were referring to :(

[Suren]

Brian Johnson - "The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willy." No idea about cricket so don't know whom they were referring to :(

The bowler's name is Michael Holding, he is a famous West Indies Cricketer. Willy is the batsman's name, he is from England I think.

[jnelsoninjax]

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ...... Oh my god!! What have I just said??'

LOL :laugh: That's bad!

[roadgeek9]

Nice.

[Scirwode]

Some of those are pure gold :rofl: .

Scirwode

[sanctified Veteran]

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

:laugh:

[Impact]

I have seen about half of these on some show called like "craziest tv moments" or something like that lol. They're great.

[ambiance]

:rofl:

[DaveAlmighty]

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ...... Oh my god!! What have I just said??'

Pure gold :laugh:

[Farstrider]

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

Perhaps one of the funniest things I have ever read! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: The others were all really good as well, especially the one about Arnie's balls! :laugh:

[MulletRobZ]

I just received a similar joke in my e-mail earlier today. Not bad.

[Minimoose]

Awesome, so funny :p

[Abhishek kapoor]

all are awesome ...very good