[Joke] LEBANESE HELL ... !

[thugilex]

Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and the Lebanese president died and went all to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England, I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there....

She called and talked for about 5 minutes... then she said:

well,devil how much do I owe you ?

The devil goes: 5 million dollars...

5 million dollars?!!!

She made him a check and went to sit

back on her chair....

Bill Clinton was soo jealous, he starts screaming, me too I wanna call the united States, I wanna see how everybody is doing too...

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said:

well,devil how much do I owe you????

The devil goes: 10 million dollars...

10 million dollars?!!!!!!

He made him a check and went to sit back on his chair...

The Lebanese president was extremely soooo jealous too... he starts screaming and screaming, I wanna .............. call Lebanon too, I wanna see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputies,I wanna talk to everybody...

He called Lebanon and he talked for about twenty hours,he was talking and tallking and talking... then he said:

well,devil how much do I owe you????

The devil goes: 2$ ..

Only 2 dollars?!!!!!

The devil goes: well, from hell to hell, it's local !!

[Dc'1]

The funniest part was the fact the Lebanese president has no name lol :p

[b10h4z4rd]

The funniest part was the fact the Lebanese president has no name lol :p

Haha, that's what I thought.

[Andrew Lyle Global Moderator]

haha, I never noticed that until you pointed it out. But even if someone mentioned his name, we'd all have to google it

[Abhishek kapoor]

good joke

Lebanese president

[Neo003]

In a hurry I swear I thought it read lesbian. :laugh:

[Alexandre.]

Heard it before, but I always get a laugh from it as I too am half Lebanese =D

[Reacon]

^ Haha, same.

[thugilex]

Heard it before, but I always get a laugh from it as I too am half Lebanese =D

i am LEBANESE hehehe

[Alexandre.]

I do realize that =D. Hows it going in Beirut? I was there in summer :p All peacfull...not like summer of 2006 =D (man that was hell)

[thugilex]

its calm , u know all the fights just to entertain the tourist hehehehe