tajul Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. "I'm lookin' for the meanest, toughest and roughest hooker in the Yukon," he said to the bartender. "We got her" replied the bartender. "She's upstairs in the second room on the right." The miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the hooker and two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked the door open on the second door on the right and yelled, "I'm looking for the meanest, roughest and toughest hooker in the Yukon." The woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, You found her!" Then she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles. "How do you know I want that position first?" asked the miner. "I don't replied the hooker, "but I thought you might want to open those beers first." :no: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/679328-joke-beer-anyone/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kami- Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 ...No Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/679328-joke-beer-anyone/#findComment-589931636 Share on other sites More sharing options...
afuchi Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 :laugh: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/679328-joke-beer-anyone/#findComment-589931656 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexandre. Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Haha, totally unexpected :rofl: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/679328-joke-beer-anyone/#findComment-589933002 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahul Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 Bang !! Just my kind of girl Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/679328-joke-beer-anyone/#findComment-589933222 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kazuyette Posted October 8, 2008 Share Posted October 8, 2008 GROSS !! :D :D :D :D Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/679328-joke-beer-anyone/#findComment-589933334 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted October 8, 2008 Global Moderator Share Posted October 8, 2008 that... Was unexpected lol Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/679328-joke-beer-anyone/#findComment-589935774 Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrack Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 ROFL ROFL.... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/679328-joke-beer-anyone/#findComment-589936294 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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