[Joke] Are women evil?


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Women are evil

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day

finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a

beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third everything

had just been reduced to a fiver when her mobile phone rang.

It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just

been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and

in the ICU.

The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was

and that she'd be there as soon as possible.

As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping

up to be her best day ever in the shops. She decided to get in

a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.

She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her

trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful cream slice

complimentary from the last shop. She was jubilant.

Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to

the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked

about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her

and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your shopping trip

didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were

out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your

husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's

just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more

than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the

rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And

you'll now be his carer!'

The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed...........

The lady doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. What did you buy?'

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