[joke] Just recieved this PM

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Alexandre.

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I never thought this would come to Neowin. I just received this in a PM:

Hello

My name is miss Sylvia.i saw your profile today on(www.neowin.net) and became interested in you,i will also like to know more about you,and i want you to send a mail to my email address so that i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email address (*snip*) .i believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life) please send me mail to my e mail address.

Please reply me with my email address here

(*snip*)

I don't know why I removed the email lol, I just felt I couldn't post it.

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hi im nigerian prince i need to tranfer the balance of ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNTIED STATES DOLLARS to your bank accont out of country because you are very trust. Pease help me transfer this balance of ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS out of nigeria and you can have 75 percent of the ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS.

[/scam]

I really hope Spam/Scam emails don't start showing up as PM's...

We'll need spam blockers for our PM inboxes :pinch:

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:blink:

It was stated in the OP that it came in a PM from here. So I'd safely assume it's a member. :whistle:

He didn't specifically say that, that's why I asked. He may have meant he got an IM from someone scraping Neowin. :) Obviously it's local as other people are reporting the same thing now.

Sylvia23

Thanks. :D

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He didn't specifically say that, that's why I asked. He may have meant he got an IM from someone scraping Neowin. :) Obviously it's local as other people are reporting the same thing now.
I never thought this would come to Neowin. I just received this in a PM

Sounds pretty clear to me that it was in a PM he received here, not external.

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Long, for long I just dream

That sweet day of my return.

And I know that we are not together.

Wait 4 me Sylvia, Wait 4 me Sylvia

be faithful Sylvia, Sylvia I beg you.

Wait 4 me Sylvia, Wait 4 me Sylvia

be faithful Sylvia, I love you Sylvia.

Know that I feel, that you don't forget

coz for long I don't know anything about you.

Know that I am scared that you don't leave me,

And I in you see it all. :blush:

:laugh:

man I've been absent from here for so long

but that spambot Sylvia sure gives me hope.

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