[Joke] Female compassion

[Calum Veteran]

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man replied "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman asked "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been ****ed?"

The fellow's eyes lit up and with a big grin he said "No."

She said, "You will be when the tide comes in."

[Mr. Gibs]

LOL! Ouch ><

[Growled Member]

Oh, that was low. :laugh:

[jonhapimp]

pwned

[Sikh]

Now thats where he literally got ****ed. haha

[buckboii]

aha wow not what I expeced at the end.

[Vice]

This joke was told in an episode of Ally McBeal many years ago. Although in that version the punchline was 'Have you ever been screwed?' The man says no, and she picks him up and throws him in the ocean.

Good joke (Y)

[usmanity]

haha! that's really funny.

[MR_Candyman]

This joke was told in an episode of Ally McBeal many years ago. Although in that version the punchline was 'Have you ever been screwed?' The man says no, and she picks him up and throws him in the ocean.

Good joke (Y)

You actually admit to watching that show???

[SimplySchizo]

haha (Y)(Y)

[soniqstylz]

This joke was told in an episode of Ally McBeal many years ago. Although in that version the punchline was 'Have you ever been screwed?' The man says no, and she picks him up and throws him in the ocean.

Good joke (Y)

Why do you know that?

[Mr. Gibs]

This joke was told in an episode of Ally McBeal many years ago. Although in that version the punchline was 'Have you ever been screwed?' The man says no, and she picks him up and throws him in the ocean.

Good joke (Y)

I think your manhood just went out the window :rofl: :rofl:

[lefty04530]

Awesome!!!

[Fusion101]

Lol Classic

[veternan]

Great!! :laugh:

[-KJ]

Haha

[_neutrino Veteran]

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[Dance.]

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[still1]

lol.........

[Vice]

You actually admit to watching that show???

Yep.

Why do you know that?

Because I watched the show.

I think your manhood just went out the window :rofl: :rofl:

Right :blink: