The Supreme Court of Canada has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene on Parliament Hill this Christmas season.
This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's capital. A search for a Virgin continues. There was no problem, however, finding enough assses to fill the stable.
I searched for "nativity" although I wouldn't be surprised to see that this joke originated somewhere else and it was Canadianized.