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#1 dewy

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Posted 01 October 2003 - 07:36

sorr this is a repost but meh...

POEM # 1
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass



POEM # 2
Im a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real mother ****er to put me down



POEM # 3
Kissing is a habit
****ing is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a ******
The mother is a ######
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn 



POEM # 4
Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.



POEM # 5
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
**** a virgin
Not a slut.



POEM # 6
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.



POEM # 7
Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we ******
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the **** I'd be in.



POEM # 8
Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration



POEM # 9
Men are like public toilets
They are either engaged or full of ****!



POEM # 10
If guys had they periods
They would compare the size of their tampons!



POEM # 11
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!



POEM # 12
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
**** me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!! 

Poem #13
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
I'm In Love But Not With You...
When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried
But All It Was...
Was Another Guy,
You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,
I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick...
I Said I Loved You
And You Thought It Was True,
But Guess What Baby?!
You Got Played Too!!



Poem #14
Guys are like parking spots...
the good ones are always taken...
and the ones that are available,
are either handicapped or too far away!! *Darny*




#2 Bizkit

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Posted 01 October 2003 - 10:03

Some of those are funny, and the rest are to long to read.

#3 Daem0hn

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Posted 01 October 2003 - 13:06

not all of them are correct, the last one and #9 i disagree with, at my age (16) anyway

the rest are funny

#4 CubanPete

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Posted 01 October 2003 - 13:16

cmon guys n gals there not supposed to be absolutly true, its just funny! BTW id read the long ones cause they are well worth it!

#5 vetaltezza

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Posted 01 October 2003 - 13:25

Some were good ones :yes: :D

#6 munki

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Posted 01 October 2003 - 13:28

LoL. :p

#7 Mango

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Posted 01 October 2003 - 16:40

OMG number 14 was a **** poor attempt to reverse a classic woman joke that goes:
Women are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the only ones left are disabled.
I hate how women jokes get turned into men jokes like that. Its just not ethical :p

#8 Keldyn

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Posted 01 October 2003 - 16:43

Someone failed english 101 I see....

anyhoo... Topic Edited

#9 cesardrgn

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Posted 01 October 2003 - 19:45

good one dud...

#10 shalin999

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Posted 03 October 2003 - 14:42

some are old ones but quite good