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They never said that the world would end their calendar simply ended. Everyone just assumes it meant they thought the world would end. My thoughts are that it was a circular calendar and ran out of space figured they had a couple thousands years and never made a new one.

/rant

My wife and already working on it.

^ They predicted ACTA and the rest of calendar was censored.

It wouldn't be possible to repopulate anything and, more importantly, maintain genetic diversity in the least, from that state.

"And here we go - white people, black people, arab people, oriental people, and for the amount of inbreeding - very few retards."

- Jim Jeffries

Other than that - my true love, if I'd know what the hell that means, or - and I'd prefer to withhold my sexual fantasies from you all - some nice wifey type, if that was ever possible.

Dont forget about Planet X / Nibiru :laugh:

According to a Wisconsin Woman (why does Wisconsin have the weird ones these days :wacko: )

As a kid she was abducted and made freinds with an alien, and they put a communications device in her brain and the alien said that by 2012 a planet would collide with Earth...

Oh joy.

They never said that the world would end their calendar simply ended. Everyone just assumes it meant they thought the world would end. My thoughts are that it was a circular calendar and ran out of space figured they had a couple thousands years and never made a new one.

/rant

My wife and already working on it.

From what I read about it, that's spot on--the "end" of the Mayan calendar is about as threatening as the end of December. It just means you loop back around.

Ok everyone lets try this again....Lets say the mayans were right and everything ends on Dec 21 but you and someone else survives ??? WHO? (btw I tagged it funny so it would not be taken seriously)

No one... I'm not into incest and flipper babies down the line. Would need way more than just 2 people to ever think about repopulating the earth.

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