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BMW (motorcycles) sued for mans erection


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#1 DocM

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 13:05

CBS Detroit....

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Calif. Man Sues BMW For Persistent Erection

SAN FRANCISCO (WWJ) - BMW North America has probably had to deal with plenty of  unusual lawsuits, but one filed last week may be a first — a California man says the seat on his motorcycle has given him an erection he just can’t shake.

Henry Wolf of California is suing BMW America and aftermarket seatmaker Corbin-Pacific claiming his issue began after a four-hour ride on his 1993 BMW motorcycle, with a ridge like seat. Wolf is seeking compensation for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and what he calls “general damage.”

He said he’s had the erection non-stop for 20 months. And it comes with another side effect: The lawsuit says Wolf is “now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.”

WWJ Newsradio 950 spoke with Dr. Michael Lutz, at the Michigan Institute of Urology, who said there is no medical data to support the man’s claim. However, “It’s been long-known that compression of the neurovascular supply to the penis —  if it’s compressed for a period of time, whether it be on a bicycle seat or some other device — it can actually cause prolonged numbness of the genitalia,” Lutz said.

“Not only in men, but women can also get numbness in that region if they’re compressing those nervous structures to that region of the body,” he said.

BMW Motorcycles of Southeast Michigan in Canton, Mich., checked out the story and noted the man wasn’t riding a standard BMW motorcycle seat. He was on an after-market seat, which start at about $200. People generally buy them to make the ride more comfortable.

“Sometimes people say it’s more comfortable, sometimes people can get a tall seat or a low seat or they’re shorter or taller, they can come heated,” said Theresa at BMW Motorcycles of Southeast Michigan.



#2 Carbon Fiber

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 13:10

Such things can only happen in the US..

#3 zeta_immersion

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 13:10

so, is it the seat or the bike?! .... maybe you use it wrong, I dono ...

on a second thought, this should be a good thing, go the the happy place more often

#4 Tager

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 13:12

So he buys an aftermarket seat and he blames BMW? Lame sauce

#5 psionicinversion

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 13:23

I don't get it. He's had a erection for 20 months yet can't have sex, how does that work? He can't sue BMW for using his own seat that's for sure

#6 The Laughing Man

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 13:32

Typical BMW driver.

#7 MightyJordan

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 13:53

Well, Jeremy Clarkson always used to say BMWs were driven by cocks... ;)

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 14:38

SAN FRANCISCO -- Motorcycle seatmaker Corbin-Pacific sales jump 300 percent. :shifty:

#9 BGM

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 14:58

aftermarket seat hey... throw that claim out! :D

#10 thommcg

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 14:59

Guess he never read the product page ;)

http://www.bmw-motor...rcycles/enduro/

ENDURO RIDERS NEVER REACH THE END OF THE ROAD.

#11 ahhell

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 15:55

I'm not sure how he can sue BMW when he bought an after market seat for a 20 YEAR OLD bike.

Geez.

#12 vetneufuse

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 16:03

to quote the late Jobs.... You're sitting on it wrong...

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 17:11

maybe they should send him to this lady http://www.dailymail...ing-street.html

#14 SPEhosting

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 06:37

wtf? my motorbike shakes it like mad! and causes it to go numb! no way (especially with the cold winds at high speeds) could i get a jolly on my bike...

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 07:01

BMWs must be sexy motorcycles. DAMN SEXAY!