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#1 MarkusDarkus

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 10:43

So I met this girl two weeks ago and I have literally just realised I have spent so much time every single day with her I have not spent ANY time (Not a second) on the internet till just now. :/
  • What the hell is wrong with me?
  • What have I missed out on in the past 2 weeks?
I need to catch up before I go see her again. lol


#2 The Laughing Man

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 10:46

Why are you here, go back to her!

#3 OP MarkusDarkus

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 10:48

Ha ha ha. Because we need sleep! Actual sleep. 'Mark no function sleep well without'

#4 Nick H.

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 10:55

  • What the hell is wrong with me?
  • What have I missed out on in the past 2 weeks?

1. I believe you are suffering from elevated levels of serotonin and dopamine. I suggest seeing a doctor about that.

2. Not a lot. Perhaps a few more pictures of cats.

#5 Gasoau

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 10:55

Sooo, When is the wedding?

#6 vcfan

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 10:57

you're suffering from a condition called having a life

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 11:00

Only on Neowin...

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 11:44

So I met this girl two weeks ago and I have literally just realised I have spent so much time every single day with her I have not spent ANY time (Not a second) on the internet till just now. :/

  • What the hell is wrong with me?
  • What have I missed out on in the past 2 weeks?
I need to catch up before I go see her again. lol



Well... it depends if she's real.. or if her name is Palmela Handerson.. or is one of the Palm Twins.

#9 Simon-

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 11:56

Please hand in your Neowin membership immediately.

#10 OP MarkusDarkus

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 12:18

1. I believe you are suffering from elevated levels of serotonin and dopamine. I suggest seeing a doctor about that.

2. Not a lot. Perhaps a few more pictures of cats.


Ah So business as usual then.

Please hand in your Neowin membership immediately.


I know. I feel like I have deserted this place. Gotta be my longest stint away. lol

#11 +Chicane-UK

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 12:47

The internet can wait - go enjoy real life ;)

#12 DrakeN2k

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 12:51

Internet is better than real life what you on about.

#13 OP MarkusDarkus

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 13:02

Lool. According to her I talk too much. :laugh:

#14 Draconian Guppy

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 20:47

Everyone telling him to go back to her....

ARE YOU NUTS?

Neowin before hoes!

#15 lunamonkey

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Posted 07 June 2012 - 20:49

Urgh, girls have the lurgy.