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MarkusDarkus    115

So I met this girl two weeks ago and I have literally just realised I have spent so much time every single day with her I have not spent ANY time (Not a second) on the internet till just now. :/

  1. What the hell is wrong with me?
  2. What have I missed out on in the past 2 weeks?

I need to catch up before I go see her again. lol

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The Laughing Man    442

Why are you here, go back to her!

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MarkusDarkus    115

Ha ha ha. Because we need sleep! Actual sleep. 'Mark no function sleep well without'

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Nick H.    7,988
  1. What the hell is wrong with me?
  2. What have I missed out on in the past 2 weeks?

1. I believe you are suffering from elevated levels of serotonin and dopamine. I suggest seeing a doctor about that.

2. Not a lot. Perhaps a few more pictures of cats.

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Gasoau    19

Sooo, When is the wedding?

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vcfan    2,337

you're suffering from a condition called having a life

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what    324

Only on Neowin...

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firey    3,631

So I met this girl two weeks ago and I have literally just realised I have spent so much time every single day with her I have not spent ANY time (Not a second) on the internet till just now. :/

  1. What the hell is wrong with me?
  2. What have I missed out on in the past 2 weeks?

I need to catch up before I go see her again. lol

Well... it depends if she's real.. or if her name is Palmela Handerson.. or is one of the Palm Twins.

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Simon-    490

Please hand in your Neowin membership immediately.

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MarkusDarkus    115

1. I believe you are suffering from elevated levels of serotonin and dopamine. I suggest seeing a doctor about that.

2. Not a lot. Perhaps a few more pictures of cats.

Ah So business as usual then.

Please hand in your Neowin membership immediately.

I know. I feel like I have deserted this place. Gotta be my longest stint away. lol

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+Chicane-UK    669

The internet can wait - go enjoy real life ;)

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DrakeN2k    113

Internet is better than real life what you on about.

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MarkusDarkus    115

Lool. According to her I talk too much. :laugh:

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Draconian Guppy    12,649

Everyone telling him to go back to her....

ARE YOU NUTS?

Neowin before hoes!

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lunamonkey    114

Urgh, girls have the lurgy.

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+warwagon    9,946

Is her name Rosie Palm?

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Tom    1,190
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MarkusDarkus    115

So she screwed me over. Spent all my money and time and what do I have to show for it. High stress levels and 8 months of mis-treatment. Relationships suck! :angry:

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dwLostCat    998

So she screwed me over. Spent all my money and time and what do I have to show for it. High stress levels and 8 months of mis-treatment. Relationships suck! :angry:

this is why I don't have any, which is probably unhealthy :rofl:

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theyarecomingforyou    9,200
So she screwed me over. Spent all my money and time and what do I have to show for it.

If she stole your money then report her to the police; if you simply allowed her to spend your money?or you willingly spent it yourself?then you don't have anyone to blame but yourself. That's why it's important to make sure that relationships aren't based upon money but upon mutual interests and spending time together. If you were mistreated for 8 months then it couldn't have been all bad or else why did you stay together? On the plus side, you hopefully won't make the same mistake again.

Apologies if that sounds harsh but sometimes you need people to tell it to you straight.

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Hum    6,930

So I met this girl two weeks ago and I have literally just realised I have spent so much time every single day with her I have not spent ANY time (Not a second) on the internet till just now. :/

  1. What the hell is wrong with me

You have caught realLifeItus ! :woot: RUN !

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Draken    54

Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all .... or something like that :woot:

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tim_s    42

So she screwed me over. Spent all my money and time and what do I have to show for it. High stress levels and 8 months of mis-treatment. Relationships suck! :angry:

She left you for coming onto Neowin - a little harsh but probably fair. A typical Neowin user will probably die alone (I AM KIDDING)

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DClark    45

She left you for coming onto Neowin - a little harsh but probably fair. A typical Neowin user will probably die alone (I AM KIDDING)

We all die alone bro.

Statistically though, women are more likely to die alone as they live longer than men on average yet elope with men that are the same age or older.

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