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#1 tajul

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 12:29

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money can not buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the a*s-h*le's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.


#2 Glassed Silver

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 12:43

6. Alcohol is not the answer, but it makes you forget the question at least.

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#3 Rohdekill

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 12:46

View Posttajul, on 27 June 2012 - 12:29, said:

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money can not buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the a*s-h*le's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

Very good...I see you can copy word for word off a site from stumbleupon.

#4 Ice_Blue

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Posted 27 June 2012 - 21:19

View PostRohdekill, on 27 June 2012 - 12:46, said:

Very good...I see you can copy word for word off a site from stumbleupon.

Killjoy much?

Even The New York Times et. al. do that.