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IP Protocol Joke

Started by nabz0r , Aug 04 2012 00:28
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#1 nabz0r

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Posted 04 August 2012 - 00:28

Here is a Protocol joke: :D

"A UDP and a TCP sailor are getting ready to go into town on their everning leave from the ship. I have to go through a lot of handshaking to get to my favorite places in town. Most of the time, though, they just bounce me at the door. UDP: Hey! What are you complaining about? I get lost before i evern get anywhere interesting."

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#2 vetAndrew Lyle

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Posted 04 August 2012 - 00:30

You really have to be a geek to laugh at that

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Posted 04 August 2012 - 00:49

:laugh:

Good one! :p

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#4 Marcin Kurek

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Posted 04 August 2012 - 00:55

Oldie but somewhat related:

The best thing about UDP jokes is that I don't care whether you get them or not :p

#5 OP nabz0r

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Posted 04 August 2012 - 00:56

You really have to be a geek to laugh at that


Hehe

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Posted 04 August 2012 - 03:03

nabz0r now lock your own thread! Thanks! :D

Have it read

"Note to self "Please tag your thread correctly next time, thanks!" Thread closed!" :D

#7 Kami-

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Posted 04 August 2012 - 03:18

Funny:)

#8 *RedBull*

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Posted 05 August 2012 - 13:26

Omg so funny :)

#9 +warwagon

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 01:37

I could tell you a UDP joke too, but you probably wouldn't get it :(

#10 vetneufuse

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 02:05

I had a UDP joke to tell, but lost it on the way here.. :shifty:

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 09:56

I had some UDP, then lost the packets.

#12 ChuckFinley

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 10:10

It got a smile from me! haha

#13 MarkusDarkus

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 10:35

Oh God. Stop with the UDP one liners!

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 10:38

i'll tell this to my mom and I'll bet she would laugh

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Posted 06 August 2012 - 10:40

I chuckled.
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