The $666 Burger

[Hum]

New York City?s 666 Burger food truck has a treat for you. For just $666 you can purchase a foie gras-stuffed Kobe patty covered in Gruyere cheese that?s been melted with champagne steam and topped with lobster, truffles, caviar, and a BBQ sauce made with Kopi Luwak coffee beans that have been pooped out by some sort of animal called the Asian palm civet. The whole thing is then served in a gold-leaf wrapper. It?s called the Douche Burger, and, yes, it really is for sale. Franz Aliquo, 36, co-owner of 666 Burger, explains why.

The idea came from our deep-seated disgust and hatred of all the other douche burgers out there. A burger is about meat, bun, and cheese. All of this other stuff just ruins the flavor.

We were talking about terrible overtopped burgers one night, and my girlfriend at the time said, ?Somebody should just make a burger and pile all the rich people stuff on it and it would be the douchiest thing in the world.? So we?re like, ?Yeah! We?re gonna do it.? We got our license for the truck, and we?re on the streets about three days a week now. We took everything that people socially associate with rich people food and threw it on a burger and made it the most expensive, disgusting burger ever.

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[Japlabot]

Please post if you would actually want to eat this

[Colin McGregor]

thats less than a day and a half wage for me i'd try it just to say i ate it lol

[Japlabot]

thats less than a day and a half wage for me i'd try it just to say i ate it lol

Can I please have your job? What do you do? No wait let me take that back you probably eat things like this for a living ;)

[Nothing Here]

Glad to see that there are rich enough people out there willing to throw their money away. It's a burger not your house mortgage.

[Colin McGregor]

Can I please have your job? What do you do? No wait let me take that back you probably eat things like this for a living ;)

actually i eat salads and fish and the occasional grilled chicken. Just cause i have alot of money doesn't mean i live like some rich guy lol. I shop at walmart and the dollar store and buy things when they go on sale just like anyone else.

[Japlabot]

actually i eat salads and fish and the occasional grilled chicken. Just cause i have alot of money doesn't mean i live like some rich guy lol. I shop at walmart and the dollar store and buy things when they go on sale just like anyone else.

I am not against you, I just want to know how to earn more than $444 per day too.

[Xilo]

This is a repost. Seen it before.

[Colin McGregor]

It depends where you live for starters. Minimum wage here is 10.25. Then take into account my computer science, A+ cert and MS certs on top of that and there you have much higher paying jobs. When i was working IT i got almost 30 an hour to sit in a room and play wow lol

[Hum]

I could make my own yummy cheeseburgers all year long, for $666. :p

[Astra.Xtreme]

If it wasn't for the caviar, it would probably be a tasty burger. Basically a surf and turf on a bun (with the other douchy stuff thrown on too).

[Detection]

Those prices are evil

[Hum]

Those prices are evil

Wonder if that includes tax. :laugh:

[spacer]

A burger with ocean bugs, fish ejaculate, fungus, animal sh--, and metal? Yeah no thanks. I wouldn't eat that even if it was free.

[sanctified Veteran]

Joke aside, I bet that actually taste delicious.

[ahhell]

The looks like the aftermath of a human centipede. :|

[Solid Knight]

That's only a couple hours pay for me. I'd eat it for the hell of it.

[The Laughing Man]

Kobe beef is illegal in the US since its illegal to import from Japan now. So enjoy your $666 dollar Wal-Mart burgers.

[Growled Member]

That's too much burger for me. I'll pass.

[Yorak]

I would rather have McDonalds.

[Cute James]

Herman Cain lawsuit in 3...2...1...

[Tech085]

Looks yummy, I do eat one if it was for free.