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Posted 17 September 2012 - 10:07
It's a very old joke. You're supposed to suspend disbelief. And I put a twist at the end. Google the joke.
You can now open windows on commercial airplanes?
Posted 18 September 2012 - 02:52
At the construction site they had 100 bricks. The project only called for 99 bricks. Being tired of the mishaps going on with the project the manager became frustrated. He went to the coordinator to point out the obvious flaws in the logistical support of the project. In his tantrum he picked up the brick and threw it high into the air. Mean while on a plane there was a man and woman on the plane who were not agreeable. Well the man wanted to relax and try to enjoy the flight but the woman had a dog which was making too much noise and disturbing him. So he pulled out a cigar and began to smoke. The smoke irritated the dog and making things worse. The woman told the man your're smoke is bothering my dog. The man said you're dog is bothering me. This went on into an arguement that ended up with the woman throwing the man's cigar out the window. The man grabbed the woman's dog and threw it out the window. Fortunately the plane had been just about to land and as they looked out on the runway there was the dog. Guess what was in it's mouth? A potato.Spoiler
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Posted 18 September 2012 - 07:02
What you say I no can understand, you have Engrish plobrem.
Am I right in assuming that English is not Turion's first language?
Posted 18 September 2012 - 11:47
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