joke Call Girl

[*RedBull*]

A man checks into his hotel on a business trip and, feeling a bit lonely, he thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.

He looked in a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Eroveronique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.

She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... well, you get the picture!

He copied the phone number and returned to his hotelm when back in the room he figures, what the heck, give her a call.

'Hello,' the woman says......... God, she sounded sexy.

'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you.

I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now.

Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.

We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?'

She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.

[Japlabot]

Achievement Unlocked: Funny Joke.

No warwagons this time.

[Glassed Silver]

Wow... didn't see that coming! :p

She said it sounded fantastic... maybe he can have it his way without having to pay (different chick of course)? :laugh:

Glassed Silver:mac

[MarkusDarkus]

:laugh: :laugh:

Did not see that one coming!

:rofl: :rofl:

[The Guvnor]

Dude, you are improving :) Maybe the curse of Warwagon is wearing off.

[Azusa]

Looks like someone fell off the warwagon!!

[Biotoxic_hazard_835]

This one was actually pretty good.

[moloko]

HA bingo this is a good one.

[notuptome2004]

Looks like someone fell off the warwagon!!

Maby Warwaggon left neowin for good Maby google offered him a job in the basment where all the bad code gets put on to archaic servers not connected to the Net

Congrats to the OP that was funny

[rfirth]

This one was actually pretty good.

I know! Too bad he didn't write it.

[Odom Member]

looool

Thanks (Y)

[Growled Member]

This one is good! :D

[Raa]

The joke was great, and some of the follow up comments also gave me a laugh! :rofl:

Things are looking up in the jokes section? ;)

[*RedBull*]

Yes they were looking up.