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#1 tajul

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 05:32

An Irishman applying for a job as a blacksmith was asked if he had any experience shoeing horses.

He said no, but he had once told a donkey to f*** off! :laugh:

Edited by John S., 08 October 2012 - 11:09. Reason: don't circumvent the swear filter



#2 leesmithg

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 05:35

An Irishman applying for a job as a blacksmith was asked if he had any experience shoeing horses.

He said no, but he had once told a donkey to f*** off! :laugh:


I thought racist jokes were banned here.

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 05:36

Weak, the intro was weak and the punch line didn't deliver at all.

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 05:40

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 05:58

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Oh yeah, THIS times a BILLION squared! (Y)

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 08:23

I laughed (Y)

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 08:39

As did i. A lot better than the crap in here lately.

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 10:47

I don't get it. :huh:

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Posted 16 October 2012 - 07:01

It's a play on words. Shoe as in go away, **** off as in go away...vs putting metal things on horses hooves.