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#1 *RedBull*

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Posted 09 October 2012 - 15:49

by CYRUS A.B. » Jul 7th, '10, 10:43

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so, for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the pussycat as he's walking into the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says:

"Are you going to tell him, or should I?"


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Posted 09 October 2012 - 16:25

by CYRUS A.B. » Jul 7th, '10, 10:43

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so, for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the pussycat as he's walking into the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says:

"Are you going to tell him, or should I?"


LOL! Finally a funny joke!

I wonder if by chance that was remixedcat he kicked....

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Posted 10 October 2012 - 10:32

Hahaha good one

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 02:56

I heard this joke the fist time when I was 11, in all my innocence i recited the exact same in front of my parents. Now im 28 and its still kinda embarrassing to think of it.

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Posted 11 October 2012 - 03:02

Heard it before but still funny :)

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Posted 16 October 2012 - 06:43

Yes it were good.