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#1 *RedBull*

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Posted 10 October 2012 - 15:39

Two Australian businessmen in Brisbane were sitting down for a break in their new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling'.

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Japanese tourist walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Japanese accent asked 'What you sell?' One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ######.'

Without skipping a beat, the Japanese man said, 'Ah Sooo You doing velly well, only two left'.


#2 Geoffrey B.

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Posted 10 October 2012 - 15:45

fail joke is fail.

#3 OP *RedBull*

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Posted 10 October 2012 - 16:09

Failed reply is lame.

#4 Stoffel

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Posted 10 October 2012 - 16:11

I found it funny

#5 Farstrider

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Posted 15 October 2012 - 09:11

Besides the handbags, I thought the joke was excellent!

#6 skilithead

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Posted 16 October 2012 - 03:07

And the shoes match the bag , Stylin' !

#7 moloko

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Posted 16 October 2012 - 04:06

actually it is a funny joke.

#8 OP *RedBull*

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Posted 16 October 2012 - 06:40

I thought so.