Posted 22 October 2012 - 12:08
How Does Your Breed of Dog Change a Light Bulb?
GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
BORDER COLLIE: I can do it just as quickly and efficiently as any human can. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
ROTTWEILER: Make me.
LABRADOR: Oh, me, me!! Puhleeez let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
NEWFOUNDLAND: Let the Border Collie do it and then you can feed me while he's busy.
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
POODLE: I'll just blow into the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. And by the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
DOBERMAN PINSCHER: Change it?? While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
IRISH SETTER: Huh?
BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...
MASTIFF: We Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
POINTER: I see it, the light bulb, there it is, there it is, right there....
GREYHOUND: If it isn't moving, who cares?
AUSTRALIAN CATTLE DOG: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb. Maybe if you just trim the hair over my eyes a bit...
HOUND DOG: Zzzzzzzzzz...
CAT: Cats don't change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So how long will it be before I can expect light?