joke Three Wives Talking ..

[tajul]

Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performances as

lovers. The first woman says "My Husband works as a marriage counselor. He

always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that."

The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play

rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that."

The third woman just shakes her head and says, "My husband works for Microsoft.

He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when

I get it."

[MightyJordan]

Already been posted multiple times before: https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1109539-microsoft-sex/page__hl__microsoft%20marriage__st__15 - Can't find the last one I saw, but I remember posting a modified version of the joke for Apple that ended with "You're doing it wrong."

[*RedBull*]

I posted something very similar not long ago and people told me it wasn't funny. Now watch peeps line up and tell you how great it is.