joke The Court Dilemma...

[tajul]

Mr. Smith asked his wife for advice about his upcoming court case in

which he could possibly win $50,000 from the insurance company.

"Honey,if I lie, I'll win the case. But then I would have broken an oath sworn

on the Holy Bible."

His wife says, "I don't want to advise you to do the wrong thing,

but . . ."

"But, what?"

"Let me put it this way," his wife explained. "Treat the prosecuting attorney like I treat you in bed."

Puzzled, Mr. Smith asks, "How so?"

Mrs. Smith replies, "Just lie there 'til he goes away." :whistle: