Mr. Smith asked his wife for advice about his upcoming court case in
which he could possibly win $50,000 from the insurance company.
"Honey,if I lie, I'll win the case. But then I would have broken an oath sworn
on the Holy Bible."
His wife says, "I don't want to advise you to do the wrong thing,
but . . ."
"Let me put it this way," his wife explained. "Treat the prosecuting attorney like I treat you in bed."
Puzzled, Mr. Smith asks, "How so?"
Mrs. Smith replies, "Just lie there 'til he goes away."