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#1 tajul

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 03:54

There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties. He then calls the girl and gives her $50 and says "Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties as it is not good to walk around without any panties on."

The girl then goes home and gives the money to her mother and asks her mother to buy panties for her. When the mother asks where the girl got the money from, the girl explained what happened. Upon hearing how the girl got the money, the mother rushes to her room, whips off her panties, and puts on one of her shortest dresses and runs out to the church. As soon as the mother sees the priest coming, she begins to walk up the stairs. The priest then notices the lady and calls her down.

The woman not wanting to show that she is expecting anything, walks back to the priest very calmly. The priest then gives the lady $1 and says, "Take this money and for God's Sakes, BUY YOURSELF A RAZOR!!!!!"


#2 badb0y

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 04:01

lolll :p

#3 compl3x

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 05:55

lol.

Although, preists are probably far more experienced with tighty-whities.

#4 leo_the_lion

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 06:53

lol

#5 Aheer.R.S.

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 03:55

lol

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Posted 14 November 2012 - 04:12

lol
I didn't see that coming! Uhh. :whistle: