joke Honey! I won 10 Million dollars

[Muhammad Farrukh]

Man runs home yelling

"Pack your bags honey. I just

won the lottery of 10 Million

Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?

Man : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost !

[nekkidtruth]

Soooo old

[Seahorsepip Veteran]

old but still funny

[The King of GnG]

I don't get all these jokes about wives. I mean, they should be funny or something? If you don't like to be married, don't marry anyone. And if you married the wrong kind of person because you are dumb, suffer and die in silence you whiny p*ssy :D

Disclaimer: I'm not married.

[sanctified Veteran]

I don't get all these jokes about wives. I mean, they should be funny or something? If you don't like to be married, don't marry anyone. And if you married the wrong kind of person because you are dumb, suffer and die in silence you whiny p*ssy :D

Disclaimer: I'm not married.

Arent you Mr Sunshine? Should we ask you everytime we do something for your approval? ;)

[The Guvnor]

Arent you Mr Sunshine? Should we ask you everytime we do something for your approval? ;)

Dont be harsh amigo, he is in Love.

[Farstrider]

Still funny, the first thing that I would have said to my ex wife!

[moloko]

My wife tells me this all the time. If she won she would leave me. I keep giving her money for tickets.