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joke **** went missing!

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[color=#333333]The priest in a small Irish village loved the **** and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the **** went missing! The priest knew that **** fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.[/color]

[color=#333333]During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a ****?"[/color]

[color=#333333]All the men stood up.[/color]

[color=#333333]"No, no," he said, "that wa[/color]
[color=#333333]sn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a ****?"[/color]

[color=#333333]All the women stood up.[/color]

[color=#333333]"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a **** that doesn't belong to them?"[/color]

[color=#333333]Half the women stood up.[/color]

[color=#333333]"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY ****?"[/color]

[color=#333333]All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up ;~)[/color]

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