NSFW! Fake Texts Gone Wrong

By The Evil Overlord
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You can easily make up these things yourself and a few ive noticed fake are imessage but didn't have the little delivered text under the last sent item. (not ones in this thread)

Regardless, some at least, must be real and if not then perhaps made up from real experiences.

Auto correct has caught me out a few times. Yes, it learns from past typing so if you write poophole more than you've ever written pool, it will change it for you.

It has proved quite embarrassing for me once when I texted my boss and it auto-corrected a filthy word I had sent to my girlfriend!

A funny trick I played on my sister is to get their phone while they are not around (the hardest past) and go into keyboard settings>shortcuts and change common words like "hello" for swear words. hopefully they wont notice or use words that may be at the end of a text so its sent before they notice, like lol.

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