Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0

joke Do you smoke? ..

10 posts in this topic

Posted

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack?
Man: $10
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack costs $10 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year it would be $10,800, correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari then?
6 people like this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEoMI9BwHp4[/media]

i don't know why but this just made me think of the video my friend showed me the other day :p

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

lol good point

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

lol true point

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

Ha ha good one! Made me smile.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

not really funny, but has a point. Smoking cigs is one thing, but gd. 3 packs at $10 a pop? aint nobody got time for dat!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

Oh this is funny. I was wondering where it was going then, BANG. great one.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

[quote name='Brando212' timestamp='1354764977' post='595371632']
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEoMI9BwHp4[/media]

i don't know why but this just made me think of the video my friend showed me the other day :p
[/quote]

Because the song contains the word "smoke", about a million times, perhaps? Dunno, just a guess. :rofl:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

I heard this with different ending.

.
.
.....
Woman : If you saved all the money, you could have bought a Ferrari.
Man : The Ferrari parked there, is it yours?
Woman : No.
Man : It's mine. Thanks for your advice, now **** off.

Moral - Lecturing without knowledge can get you insulted. :D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted

I'm pleased I quit smoking years ago but I never had any extra money from doing so

The more you have, the more you spend
1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!


Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.


Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  
Followers 0

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.