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#1 tajul

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 03:32

Lady: Do you smoke?
Man: Yes
Lady: How many packs a day?
Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack?
Man: $10
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack costs $10 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year it would be $10,800, correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you smoke?
Lady: No
Man: Where's your Ferrari then?


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Posted 06 December 2012 - 03:36



i don't know why but this just made me think of the video my friend showed me the other day :p

#3 +Aheer.R.S.

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 13:18

lol good point

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 13:21

lol true point

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 13:31

Ha ha good one! Made me smile.

#6 Jason S.

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 13:34

not really funny, but has a point. Smoking cigs is one thing, but gd. 3 packs at $10 a pop? aint nobody got time for dat!

#7 moloko

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 13:36

Oh this is funny. I was wondering where it was going then, BANG. great one.

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 13:41

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEoMI9BwHp4

i don't know why but this just made me think of the video my friend showed me the other day :p


Because the song contains the word "smoke", about a million times, perhaps? Dunno, just a guess. :rofl:

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 13:48

I heard this with different ending.

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Woman : If you saved all the money, you could have bought a Ferrari.
Man : The Ferrari parked there, is it yours?
Woman : No.
Man : It's mine. Thanks for your advice, now **** off.

Moral - Lecturing without knowledge can get you insulted. :D

#10 Detection

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Posted 06 December 2012 - 14:30

I'm pleased I quit smoking years ago but I never had any extra money from doing so

The more you have, the more you spend



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