Posted 12 December 2012 - 03:44
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.
“Do you wash?” the doc asked the rank young girl.
“Oh, yes,” Mary answered.
“Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible.
Then I start at my feet and wash up as far as possible.”
“Well, then,” the doc concluded, “I suggest you go home and wash possible.”