As far as possible...

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Ice_Blue

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Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.

?Do you wash?? the doc asked the rank young girl.

?Oh, yes,? Mary answered.

?Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible.

Then I start at my feet and wash up as far as possible.?

?Well, then,? the doc concluded, ?I suggest you go home and wash possible.?

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