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#1 Nguyễn Sơn Tùng

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 13:59

The king is going virgin war, the queen is very young and beautyful , but character her too suspende village, the king very worry and do not sleep.
The God is see sadness of the king , The God shows up and say :
- Don't worry my son , I for you an allowed colors . If any man that to sleep with your wife, will be lost part
The king assurance and going the virgin war

Last year , The king back palace , The king call all people at home looks queen and caught naked. Alas,everybody also lost , just anyone Chancellor don't lots. The king very emotional loyalty of Chancellor , The King said
- Just only you is kind , now i tell for me , What you want ? anything you want ok tell with me
Chancellor took out pen and paper to write :
- Plesse ! My king if you is allowed color, plesse variables my tongue back to nomal


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Posted 05 January 2013 - 14:49

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#3 Nick H.

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 15:01

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 15:18

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 15:27

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 15:35

Haha what a good one!!!

For you guys that don't understand Ill explain the joke with a picture:

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#7 Nick H.

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 15:37

I'll try and put it in to a more coherent joke, as I think I've heard this one before:

A King is preparing to go to war. However, he is fearful for his Queen, as she is very young and beautiful and any man in the village would love to have his way with her while the King is away. God, sensing this fear, comes down and says to the King, "do not worry. While you are away, if any man is to sleep with your Queen, he will lose his appendage." The King feels slightly relieved that at least there will be a punishment for any man while he is away.
After a year at war, the King returns home. His first order of business is to call all the men of the village to his court so that he can inspect them. All of the men disrobe, and to the King's shock every man is missing his appendage; all except for his Chancellor.
"Chancellor, you have truly shown your loyalty to your King! Please, allow me to grant you one wish, anything that you desire and it shall be yours!"
The Chancellor reaches for a piece of paper and writes, "Can I have my tongue back?"

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 15:39

I'll try and put it in to a more coherent joke, as I think I've heard this one before:

A King is preparing to go to war. However, he is fearful for his Queen, as she is very young and beautiful and any man in the village would love to have his way with her while the King is away. God, sensing this fear, comes down and says to the King, "do not worry. While you are away, if any man is to sleep with your Queen, he will lose his appendage." The King feels slightly relieved that at least there will be a punishment for any man while he is away.
After a year at war, the King returns home. His first order of business is to call all the men of the village to his court so that he can inspect them. All of the men disrobe, and to the King's shock every man is missing his appendage; all except for his Chancellor.
"Chancellor, you have truly shown your loyalty to your King! Please, allow me to grant you one wish, anything that you desire and it shall be yours!"
The Chancellor reaches for a piece of paper and writes, "Can I have my tongue back?"

Now explain. Still make no sense.

#9 Nick H.

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 15:41

Now explain. Still make no sense.

I suggest asking someone about the birds and the bees if you don't understand it before this ends up getting quite NSFW. ;)

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 15:44

one word.. cunnilingus. Google it.

#11 pes2013

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 15:47

I suggest asking someone about the birds and the bees if you don't understand it before this ends up getting quite NSFW. ;)

one word.. cunnilingus. Google it.

I imagine it has to do with him eating the ***** out but:

if any man is to sleep with your Queen

If you **** her, you can sleep with her.
If you eat her ***** out, you can sleep with her.

He would lose the appendage as well....

You wanna semifix it?

"do not worry. While you are away, if any man is to MAKE LOVE with your Queen, he will lose his appendage."


And even then..........but it would make the joke as LEAST understandable.

#12 OP Nguyễn Sơn Tùng

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 15:48

SR ,everybody i from viet nam , i knew learn english and i just translate english -> vietnamese . because i do not write to be more
So sorry

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 15:49

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#14 Nick H.

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 15:53

If you **** her, you can sleep with her.
If you eat her ***** out, you can sleep with her.

In English, "to sleep" with someone does not necessarily mean to just sleep next to someone.

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 15:57

I like to sleep with my wife could mean sex or just sleep in English :p Is the sex meaning an american thing?



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