joke Just want you to know ..

[tajul]

Me and my recliner...

We go way back. :D

[The Evil Overlord]

You wanna know what really heats my blood pumping?

My heart :p

[Nothing Here]

Wanna know what's really funny? One time we went to Paris and spent several nights in a fancy hotel. It had 2 toilets in it. Our first night there I woke up at 0200 to go to the bathroom and didn't turn the light on, because I didn't want to wake my family. I sat down on the toilet, which was kind of low and did my business. Well I have a habit of flushing before I get up, to prevent a huge stink. Anyways, I flushed and well I woke up the entire hotel. The toilet I sat on wasn't a toilet, it was a bidet! LMFAO!!!!!!!

[*RedBull*]

You know what brightens my day? A light.

[The Evil Overlord]

You want to know how I feel?

A series of nerve endings send an electrical impulse to my brain.

[*RedBull*]

You know what gets under my skin? Scabies :o

[Hum]

You know the way to my heart ?

a radial saw

[The Evil Overlord]

Wanna know what takes me back?

My memories.

[*RedBull*]

^ that's like my recliner and me. :p

You know the way to my heart ?

a radial saw

You're not that guy in the movie ....:o

[The Evil Overlord]

Wanna know something REALLY stupid?

A lack of common sense