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#1 1941

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 15:39

My Trip To The Store


There was a bit of confusion at Ace Hardware this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the
cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to Green Bay Press Gazette about the gun
registry
people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking had finally subsided, I found out that she
was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!





#2 Colin McGregor

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 16:42

You can buy gunpowder and bullets at your hardware stores? lol

#3 OP 1941

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 16:43

It is a joke-Not at any around here. You can at ###### Sporting Goods.

#4 *RedBull*

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Posted 01 February 2013 - 19:02

Ace hardware sells guns and ammo? Since when?

#5 Hum

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 00:52

You can buy gunpowder and bullets at your hardware stores? lol


dunt forget the alcohol

#6 medhunter

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 00:55


dunt forget the alcohol

Lethl combination, dude

#7 Aheer.R.S.

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Posted 02 February 2013 - 02:22

Oh I get it, lol
Guns at Ace Hardware :p